Is it weird that I want to marry him even if we've been dating less than a year? That's probably too soon.
Good for you! I know it's probably terrifying but if you've both been together for this long, maybe it's not a fluke. Make him happy like he makes you happy. When you're not trying to punch his face off.
NOT WEIRD! That level of commitment and love is flashy and awesome! If he's the one, he's the one. Besides? If you find someone who loves you and your damn dick, and thinks you're hot shit and likes your makeup? KEEP HIM KEEP HIM DON'T FUCK THAT UP. I mean, it sounds like he's devoted, so I'd go searching for a way to propose.
IT'S A MISTAKE. I'm texting from his damn bed, this is so stupid but he rubbed my back and played with my hair. I'M SO FUCKED MONOGAMY ISN'T FLASHY. And he won't shut up about Straw-hat brat being in the papers again. Who wants to hear about that?!
Take a month, and really plan it. Get what you need, do a really great date, and go for it. If it's too soon, it's too soon and he'll tell you. But from what it sounds like he's not gonna run or anything. SO DON'T BE AFRAID. BE BOLD AND FLASHY. WEAR SOMETHING HOT AND MAKE SURE YOUR LIPSTICK IS TO DIE FOR. Really, life is damn short. So go for what you want, and make sure you keep that boy with you. It's not like you find that kinda person often. SHIT I SOUND STUPID AND SENTIMENTAL.
He's got his hand messed up in it, he's trying to braid it one handed. He's so STUPID. But we ate in bed, and he kissed me before I brushed my teeth I'VE BEEN FUCKING DOMESTICATED.
Also the asshole says hi. He thinks it's nice I have a real friend. WHAT IS HE EVEN SAYING WITH THAT?
Life is too damn short. All right. You know what, I'll seriously think about it. It's been one of those little daydreams a few times but I didn't give it enough real thought but I guess... I guess I should.
He sounds cute, Buggy, make him happy. Being domesticated doesn't deserve the bad rap it gets anyway. It's fun to just enjoy someone's company like that.
And hi! Sorry I don't know what to call you other than 'that asshole!'
See, you just gotta put what's important first. For me, that's treasure and power and money. For you, it's true love with a hot kink that thinks you're the best thing ever. LET ME KNOW HOW IT GOES OKAY? I'm invested in this. I WANNA SEE A FLASHY WEDDING.
Cute? He's rough looking and he's an absolute bastard. HE IS! BUT he thinks I'm amazing and he acts like I'm his best friend and he bought me some new lipstick so I don't know. I'm happy. It's just FUCKED UP OKAY. I'm supposed to be on my own, in power, nothing holding me back from my ambitions. And I'm laying in bed with someone who says it's cute that I have friends, and he says I'm pretty, and. [There is a couple minute pause between that and the next text.] he says he likes my nose. fuck. I'm so fucked he likes my nose and thinks it's cute. WHY IS HE SO WEIRD?
Asshole wants me to tell you who he is. But we're doing the secret boyfriends thing right? [A pause, then another text.] OH SHIT I CALLED HIM MY BOYFRIEND THAT'S NOT FLASHY AT ALL!!!!!!
I'll let you know if there's any news, ok? Even if we don't get married, I want to stay with him. Just him. Don't care if that makes me a sap!
Guys can be cute and rough looking! And also they can like your nose! It sounds like he's just right. Don't know why you're so horrified by that idea!
Are we doing secret boyfriends? If he WANTS me to know that's different. Mine is just secretive about everything all the damn time. Only person who knows about us is his best friend. I want to know who your boyfriend is!
SAPS STAY HAPPY. Being hard only gets you survival and at some point that's just not enough. RIGHT? You gotta be happy, or no amount of weapons or power are gonna do it for you. Or whatever you like. Even makeup can't keep the bed warm.
I WANNA KNOW WHO YOUR BOYTOY IS TOO NOW. Damn, you better get married so I stop trying to guess at people.
HE'S JUST REALLY SHAMELESS ABOUT THINGS. And not in a begging kinky, step on me Buggy kind of way. I don't know how to deal with that! Well, if you really wanna know, and he wants to know. You'll probably recognize him from the picture. He's... KINDA A BIG DEAL. SO AT LEAST OUR STATUS TOGETHER IS FLASHY! [Have a picture of Shanks in bed, sheets pulled up to his waist, grinning.]
HAHA YOU REALLY ARE IN LOVE. That's so cute, you can admit it so freely. It's flashy in it's own way, so that's okay too. Fuck him good, love him good, and both of you will be happy. Shit, you gotta hear this, this asshole says it's a better treasure than anything the oceans can offer. I hit him with a pillow for that. [And got kissed senseless afterwards, so there's a little pause between texts.]
Yeah, yeah, it's okay. Sometimes you gotta put that special person first. I GET IT! I DO. [Buggy lives by the go FLASHY or go TO HELL lifestyle motto. If it doesn't spark flash, he's not in for it. And that over the top life applies to almost every part of his life. Including who's worthy of getting in his pants.]
So yeah, that's the asshole I keep talking about. HE KEEPS READING MY TEXTS HE'S SUPPOSED TO BE GETTING OUT OF BED AND DOING SOMETHING. But hey, it's a lazy day.
Well he's right. My guy is my treasure. Maybe we haven't been together very long, but I don't think there's anything that can separate us.
And yeah I know how that sounds but we've been through shit before we were dating so it's not like I'm crazy for some guy I don't know well, okay!!
You know, I shouldn't even be surprised. You're Buggy, of course you go for one of the biggest, most intimidating names in the world, but it's not even because of that but because you guys are friends. That's terrifying and really cute.
IT STILL SOUNDS CHEESY AND DUMB! LIKE SOMETHING A GIRL IN A ROMANCE NOVEL WOULD SAY! TREASURES! LOVE. ALL THAT BULLSHIT. Ugh it's so dumb and flashy and romantic and we're both so fucked. I don't think your boy, or I'm escaping now.
Yeah. Don't let him go. Go for it, if you feel like it. If you love him and know him, it's better to solidify the bond. OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT. UGH I HATE THIS KIND OF MUSHY STUFF. [He loves it so much but it's all embarrassing. And he's about to text again, but then he's cracking up over the whole DON'T TELL HIM I SAID THAT shit shit shit thing. Because Shanks is a shameless fucker who's got his arms around Buggy and he's been reading texts as they come.
He's a nosy troll and Buggy loves him.] Rosi I just told you he keeps reading my texts.
What?! [He doesn't get a reply for a couple minutes. But when Rosinante responds he's got any questions answered pretty quickly. He's not surprised that the phone got dropped, at all.]
Yeah, he's still here. He says he's not getting out of bed until he absolutely has to. SO LAZY. NOT FLASHY AT ALL!
[Never mind that the guy is basically one of his former employers' worst enemies and there's still a little of that lurking in his mind also. EVEN WITHOUT THAT??? INTIMIDATING???]
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Good for you! I know it's probably terrifying but if you've both been together for this long, maybe it's not a fluke. Make him happy like he makes you happy. When you're not trying to punch his face off.
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IT'S A MISTAKE. I'm texting from his damn bed, this is so stupid but he rubbed my back and played with my hair. I'M SO FUCKED MONOGAMY ISN'T FLASHY. And he won't shut up about Straw-hat brat being in the papers again. Who wants to hear about that?!
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He played with your hair??
How can you not love a guy like that? You're telling me I have a keeper but listen to yourself!
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He's got his hand messed up in it, he's trying to braid it one handed. He's so STUPID. But we ate in bed, and he kissed me before I brushed my teeth I'VE BEEN FUCKING DOMESTICATED.
Also the asshole says hi. He thinks it's nice I have a real friend. WHAT IS HE EVEN SAYING WITH THAT?
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He sounds cute, Buggy, make him happy. Being domesticated doesn't deserve the bad rap it gets anyway. It's fun to just enjoy someone's company like that.
And hi! Sorry I don't know what to call you other than 'that asshole!'
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Cute? He's rough looking and he's an absolute bastard. HE IS! BUT he thinks I'm amazing and he acts like I'm his best friend and he bought me some new lipstick so I don't know. I'm happy. It's just FUCKED UP OKAY. I'm supposed to be on my own, in power, nothing holding me back from my ambitions. And I'm laying in bed with someone who says it's cute that I have friends, and he says I'm pretty, and. [There is a couple minute pause between that and the next text.] he says he likes my nose. fuck. I'm so fucked he likes my nose and thinks it's cute. WHY IS HE SO WEIRD?
Asshole wants me to tell you who he is. But we're doing the secret boyfriends thing right? [A pause, then another text.] OH SHIT I CALLED HIM MY BOYFRIEND THAT'S NOT FLASHY AT ALL!!!!!!
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Guys can be cute and rough looking! And also they can like your nose! It sounds like he's just right. Don't know why you're so horrified by that idea!
Are we doing secret boyfriends? If he WANTS me to know that's different. Mine is just secretive about everything all the damn time. Only person who knows about us is his best friend.
I want to know who your boyfriend is!
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I WANNA KNOW WHO YOUR BOYTOY IS TOO NOW. Damn, you better get married so I stop trying to guess at people.
HE'S JUST REALLY SHAMELESS ABOUT THINGS. And not in a begging kinky, step on me Buggy kind of way. I don't know how to deal with that! Well, if you really wanna know, and he wants to know. You'll probably recognize him from the picture. He's... KINDA A BIG DEAL. SO AT LEAST OUR STATUS TOGETHER IS FLASHY! [Have a picture of Shanks in bed, sheets pulled up to his waist, grinning.]
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Ha! Yeah. You got it. More than just me though, it's how happy he is. I see that smile of his and it's like I lose all self-control.
I won't keep it from you forever. Promise. He's got a reputation to uphold and would be very private even without that anyway. But some day.
[Meanwhile here he thought he was with a guy who's kind of a big deal but there's Law and then there's GODDAMNED SHANKS OF ALL PEOPLE???]
Holy shit.
Okay, I get where all the history comes from but... Damn! Of course I recognize him!
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HAHA YOU REALLY ARE IN LOVE. That's so cute, you can admit it so freely. It's flashy in it's own way, so that's okay too. Fuck him good, love him good, and both of you will be happy. Shit, you gotta hear this, this asshole says it's a better treasure than anything the oceans can offer. I hit him with a pillow for that. [And got kissed senseless afterwards, so there's a little pause between texts.]
Yeah, yeah, it's okay. Sometimes you gotta put that special person first. I GET IT! I DO. [Buggy lives by the go FLASHY or go TO HELL lifestyle motto. If it doesn't spark flash, he's not in for it. And that over the top life applies to almost every part of his life. Including who's worthy of getting in his pants.]
So yeah, that's the asshole I keep talking about. HE KEEPS READING MY TEXTS HE'S SUPPOSED TO BE GETTING OUT OF BED AND DOING SOMETHING. But hey, it's a lazy day.
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And yeah I know how that sounds but we've been through shit before we were dating so it's not like I'm crazy for some guy I don't know well, okay!!
You know, I shouldn't even be surprised. You're Buggy, of course you go for one of the biggest, most intimidating names in the world, but it's not even because of that but because you guys are friends. That's terrifying and really cute.
DON'T TELL HIM I SAID THAT shit shit shit
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Yeah. Don't let him go. Go for it, if you feel like it. If you love him and know him, it's better to solidify the bond. OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT. UGH I HATE THIS KIND OF MUSHY STUFF. [He loves it so much but it's all embarrassing. And he's about to text again, but then he's cracking up over the whole DON'T TELL HIM I SAID THAT shit shit shit thing. Because Shanks is a shameless fucker who's got his arms around Buggy and he's been reading texts as they come.
He's a nosy troll and Buggy loves him.] Rosi I just told you he keeps reading my texts.
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[Internal panicking has turned to external panicking and several minutes pass before any other reply comes]
oh shit that sent
I dropped my phone. Had to go chase it down. Deck's slippery when wet. All good.
... is he still there?
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Yeah, he's still here. He says he's not getting out of bed until he absolutely has to. SO LAZY. NOT FLASHY AT ALL!
...Why are you freaking out?.
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[Never mind that the guy is basically one of his former employers' worst enemies and there's still a little of that lurking in his mind also. EVEN WITHOUT THAT??? INTIMIDATING???]
I - MEAN. HI. hi. Buggy I have to go.
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Shit, okay. Talk to you later, Rosi. [Well, that didn't go as well as he hoped it would.]