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Donquixote Rosinante ([personal profile] callada) wrote2019-02-07 04:12 pm
big_top_boss: (Yarr har fiddle dee dee)

[personal profile] big_top_boss 2019-02-09 02:53 pm (UTC)(link)
[On the nose... sob.]

HAHA YOU REALLY ARE IN LOVE. That's so cute, you can admit it so freely. It's flashy in it's own way, so that's okay too. Fuck him good, love him good, and both of you will be happy. Shit, you gotta hear this, this asshole says it's a better treasure than anything the oceans can offer. I hit him with a pillow for that. [And got kissed senseless afterwards, so there's a little pause between texts.]

Yeah, yeah, it's okay. Sometimes you gotta put that special person first. I GET IT! I DO. [Buggy lives by the go FLASHY or go TO HELL lifestyle motto. If it doesn't spark flash, he's not in for it. And that over the top life applies to almost every part of his life. Including who's worthy of getting in his pants.]

So yeah, that's the asshole I keep talking about. HE KEEPS READING MY TEXTS HE'S SUPPOSED TO BE GETTING OUT OF BED AND DOING SOMETHING. But hey, it's a lazy day.
big_top_boss: (Shanks is a dickwad)

[personal profile] big_top_boss 2019-02-09 09:30 pm (UTC)(link)
IT STILL SOUNDS CHEESY AND DUMB! LIKE SOMETHING A GIRL IN A ROMANCE NOVEL WOULD SAY! TREASURES! LOVE. ALL THAT BULLSHIT. Ugh it's so dumb and flashy and romantic and we're both so fucked. I don't think your boy, or I'm escaping now.

Yeah. Don't let him go. Go for it, if you feel like it. If you love him and know him, it's better to solidify the bond. OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT. UGH I HATE THIS KIND OF MUSHY STUFF.
[He loves it so much but it's all embarrassing. And he's about to text again, but then he's cracking up over the whole DON'T TELL HIM I SAID THAT shit shit shit thing. Because Shanks is a shameless fucker who's got his arms around Buggy and he's been reading texts as they come.

He's a nosy troll and Buggy loves him.]
Rosi I just told you he keeps reading my texts.
big_top_boss: (This town needs an enema)

[personal profile] big_top_boss 2019-02-09 09:47 pm (UTC)(link)
What?! [He doesn't get a reply for a couple minutes. But when Rosinante responds he's got any questions answered pretty quickly. He's not surprised that the phone got dropped, at all.]

Yeah, he's still here. He says he's not getting out of bed until he absolutely has to. SO LAZY. NOT FLASHY AT ALL!

...Why are you freaking out?.
big_top_boss: (Cue the hangover song)

[personal profile] big_top_boss 2019-02-10 08:52 pm (UTC)(link)
It's just SHANKS. He's a loser and thinks you're nice because you're my buddy. HE'S NOTHING TO BE BOTHERED ABOUT!

Shit, okay. Talk to you later, Rosi.
[Well, that didn't go as well as he hoped it would.]