callada: (your words are such unbearable agony)
Donquixote Rosinante ([personal profile] callada) wrote 2019-04-07 01:48 am (UTC)

TFLN

1. I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. Now I'm disappointed nobody ever thought of a lipstick lighter. One side makeup, the other side fire!

2. I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.

3. beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.

4. THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY BOXERS

HELP

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