Maybe I'll be one of those secret twist characters when it turns out I have more than one alter-ego. They might all figure out that the quiet librarian is also the masked vigilante, but it's just a red herring when he's the one behind every scene setting up everyone right where he wants them.

[He's animated as he says all this, looming dramatically and gesturing to show his expansive underground reach. Sounds cool! And not one word of it is serious. Probably. Just a big funny joke and not something he'd ever seriously consider if life started to take a darker turn.

Hm.]

You want a hand up?