Guess that depends on what my superpower is. And let me tell you, it better be cooler than warming up rice for you.
[Speaking of, the microwave beeps, so he pulls out the bowl, gives it a stir with a spoon to make sure it's not cold in the middle, and artfully (he wishes, there's nothing special about this) sprinkles the furikake on top, then reaches over to set it on the counter above Law for whenever he's ready to actually sit up and come eat.]
I know, it's pretty impressive, but I can do other things too, like shelve books.
[That's definitely even more impressive.]
What's a cool way to say - oh. Oh, how about, "The Broker." You know, like an information broker!
[That sounds way more important, very cool, and on second thought he regrets it because it's way too easy to make jokes about him breaking things.]
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[Speaking of, the microwave beeps, so he pulls out the bowl, gives it a stir with a spoon to make sure it's not cold in the middle, and artfully (he wishes, there's nothing special about this) sprinkles the furikake on top, then reaches over to set it on the counter above Law for whenever he's ready to actually sit up and come eat.]
I know, it's pretty impressive, but I can do other things too, like shelve books.
[That's definitely even more impressive.]
What's a cool way to say - oh. Oh, how about, "The Broker." You know, like an information broker!
[That sounds way more important, very cool, and on second thought he regrets it because it's way too easy to make jokes about him breaking things.]